Kids Say the Darndest Things

I was at the playground the other day (with Joe, the client I work with), and sitting at the sidelines observing led to some hilarity (and also some "Are you a teenage mom???" ogles).

For example, 2 kids who were obviously siblings, one probably 6 or 7 and one 5ish, were playing pirates, which meant a lot of "ahoy matey!"s and "yo ho ho"s. The best part was when the little boy, the younger of the 2, said "ahoy, to the poop deck!" and the little girl said "Do you even know what a poop deck IS? It's there (points to another part of the playground). You swab it." 

We were also walking on the trail, along with a mom, and her 6 year old, and a younger child, who was probably 2ish.  The 6 year old was like "GOSH! This is hard, walking! After this, we can get in the car, and go to Burger King." To which the mom said, "What? I'M not going to Burger King..."

And then Joe wasn't watching where he was going, and ran some poor girl on her bike into a bush. *Sigh*